TEN TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU MIGHT HAVE IN CLASS

a. GEEKS: He has glasses on, he is at the front, and his social activity is average, then you have a geek in class. They are characterized to have a socially awkward behavior when it comes to interpersonal relationships. Very focused, most times they are the ones that rescue the class from the embarrassment of the lecturer, I mean they are ready to bell the cat most of the time, when a lecturer throws out a question, and everyone is dead silent. While some are not typically awkward, they try to balance it up with a little social life. Plus they are the ones that remind the lecturer of a given assignment.

b. FASHIONISTA: She looks exquisite with her make up, well shaped brows, the contour, lip balm, and her dressing looks sophisticated. She takes priority in looking good. some are edgy with their fashion accessories. These students are not regular front benchers. I call them the more 'social invading' set of students.

c. WANNABE: You meet a lot of these students in unilag. if you can't beat them, join them according to them. They wanna miraculously have the British accent without any form of contact with the British embassy. They wanna use the most expensive gadgets and use the filter applications to look like someone out of space. We admire you looking good, but not looking fake good with fake accent or fake bu*t. Sometimes you notice them with their odd make up or odd dress sense.

d. ATTENTION SEEKER: These students always fall into the trap of lecturers, which makes them a center of attention. Some go to the front of the class to just stare`at the class. Some raise up their hands to go urinate, Hello! You are out of secondary school, you can always excuse yourself to go urinate. These students always draw attention to themselves in an odd ways.

e. BACK BENCHES: You never see them in front of class. They are just naturally attracted to sitting at the back. While some use it for camouflage; some just wanna sit at the back to avoid been asked questions, which is not always the case. Some are not always too involved in class activities but make it a compulsory duty to sign their names in the attendance booklets.

f. QUESTIONERS: These students make it a point of duty to ask questions in class. I mean sometimes we all wanna leave the class after an hour of lecture but these students just never understand the lecturer and wanna ask questions. Some even ask irrelevant questions. But we love them like that, because they add to the list of characters we have in class.

g. (ITK): These students always have something to say, either right or gibberish, they just always wanna express their opinions. Some make sense, and others don't even understand what they are saying, and then they start saying "as in"...

h. INDIFFERENT: Some students are in school to fulfill all righteousness of going to the university. They care less about what's going on in class. In their minds, 'four years should just come lemme leave this school'. you can count how many times you saw them in class.

i. INVISIBLE SMART: Some students are like ghosts. You see them once in a semester-time and you don't see them till exam time; but they have incredible G.P. You would be like, 'I didn't even expect her/him to be this brilliant' but guess what she is extra ordinarily good but she doesn't just get noticed in class, because she prefers to talk with her G.P not her mouth.

j. STATISTICS: These set of students add up to the total number of people in class, they don't fall into any set of students. They come to school, get a certificate, leave without even realizing you guys were in the same class.