A thick drop of sun boiling sweat dropped from the face of the girl sitting opposite me, the exam hall oozed all kind of stench, thanks to the epileptic electricity supply in the hall room, and to add the exam hall should be synonymous to hot seat, because students just generate some kind off hotness and I mean it literally not figuratively.
This situation literally brings out the adrenaline rush out of students system.
Here students operates in a terrestrial alter ego of some sought, students literally will do anything to have an examination well done.
And welcome to the department of philosophy where we don’t have a yes or no answer, you must be intellectually capable to answer this seeming confusing question.
Thus we bring you the types of students you might encounter in the hall room.
THE OPPRESSOR: these students brings more than enough biros for the exam, because they are ready to exhaust the ink and subsequently request for extra sheet. They make you feel like ‘olodo’ basically these students are just interested in giving other students a run for their mark. In other word the lecturers use their script as a yardstick to mark other students. So dear oppressors, always realize some students are not as intelligent as you are. And be less oppressive.
FIRST TO SUBMIT: Well, to some student been the first to submit seems like an achievement. Maybe awards are given to the first student to finish. But these students are less interested about the life in the hot seat, so they finish on time and runs out of the exam hall.
THE EXPO CARRIER: These are the bravest students in the world, some students have this amazing talent in the most secretive way to bring in external chips in the exam hall and use it successfully, well it’s not advisable because the consequence can be fatal if caught.
PHOTOCOPY MACHINE: the human copy machine is so amazing you would be surprised by what you can do when you are lost in the exam hall, student just suddenly discover this innate ability in dubbing, while some students live by this. It’s still never advisable.
THE EXTRA SHEET MERCHANT: I would say the answer script is too small for these students to exhaust, thus they request for extra sheet. But some students just make it mandatory to live by the myth or fact that extra sheet adds extra marks, whatever the case is. God is watching you.
SPECTATOR: These students comes into the exam hall, looks, looks, looks again and leaves .
I SHA DO IT: These student goes for the exam and say “I sha do it’
These is a comic article, not to be taken seriously.
It is a fictional write up, and therefore not related to anybody.
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